Some laughs to start Thanksgiving right – check out these hilarious tweets, videos, and memes – twitchy.com
If there’s one thing we’re thankful for here at Twitchy, it’s the opportunity to laugh with you, every day. With that in mind, we thought we’d help kick off Thanksgiving by sharing some Thanksgiving-themed humor from the good folks of Twitter.
I have ratioed PETA in advance of Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/gLve7rSjSy
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) November 22, 2022
Now how can you not be thankful for that? LOL.
When you try to follow that YouTube video on how to decorate a Thanksgiving dessert…
(h/t @kimmie_c_) pic.twitter.com/kDfUZwBK9W
— Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) November 23, 2022
I just made this for Thanksgiving but I am laughing too hard to wait that long to tweet it, so happy early Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/GqozJretSz
— Trump Reeeeeeinstated (@k_ovfefe2) November 23, 2022
A little laugh for you Tweatons ahead of the holiday. #EverybodyLovesRaymond #Thanksgiving #DebraBarone pic.twitter.com/3PUcSaz0H3
— Patricia Heaton (@PatriciaHeaton) November 23, 2022
This is a classic!
Can’t wait to dig into Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow in Joe Biden’s America. pic.twitter.com/dHj8MyLdyh
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) November 23, 2022
LOL! That 16 cents saving on your 4th of July picnic is looking pretty good right about now, eh!
— Alex Bruesewitz 🇺🇸 (@alexbruesewitz) November 24, 2022
‘We Must Cancel Thanksgiving,’ Says CDC Scientist Who Looks Suspiciously Like A Turkey In A Lab Coathttps://t.co/yiHxAJc51f
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 24, 2022
We can all be thankful The Babylon Bee is back on Twitter!
Be sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving supper. It’s going to save you money on Christmas gifts. Follow me for more holiday tips.
— Kambree (@KamVTV) November 23, 2022
🦃 Dear Thanksgiving Guests,
If anyone asks for ketchup, they will be escorted to the catapult on my patio.
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) November 24, 2022
Happy Thanksgiving to all–even the haters and losers!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 27, 2013
It’s not Thanksgiving on Twitter without remembering this gem!
WARNING: If I find out any of you jackballs are having peanut butter and mayo sandwiches or some other weird sh*t on Thanksgiving, I will not only block and report you, I will show up at your house with an army of leftist banshees to scream at you until your ears bleed.
— Jeff Charles, Destroyer of Democracy (@JeffOnTheRight) November 24, 2022
Don’t try him, folks!
Well, imagine a delicious French apple pie in that tin. Sadly, it didn’t make it to Thanksgiving Day. I’m bringing a replacement though. pic.twitter.com/i1oGnNpiIO
— G (@stevensongs) November 24, 2022
This is the way.
In case this is my last post on here, happy thanksgiving from my family to yours. pic.twitter.com/0oiw8gpkiX
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) November 23, 2022
Your great grandpa probably would have paused awkwardly for a moment, composed himself, and then said something like ‘That’s a real handsome family you have there.’
Our family tradition is you get to unwrap one turkey each on Thanksgiving Eve.
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) November 24, 2022
Live coverage from the anti-Thanksgiving rally, now in progress…
— Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) November 22, 2022
‘WHOSE STREETS! GOBBLE! OUR STREETS! GOBBLE!’
me in the food line on thanksgiving 😂 pic.twitter.com/TylO8i7FlM
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) November 21, 2022
Y’all know it’s not just him!
“grocery shopping the day before thanksgiving is a terrible idea” is a life lesson i refuse to learn, apparently.
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) November 23, 2022
Been there. Done that.
Me: “I’d rather die than go to Kroger on the day before Thanksgiving.”
Seven year old: “we don’t have canned yams and marshmallows”
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) November 23, 2022
And that’s how it happens. LOL!
when they let you cook on Thanksgiving and everybody dies. 😂💔 pic.twitter.com/AFhw6n5bpH
— faith (@faiththegemini) November 20, 2022
Biden Meets With Turkeys Who’ve Lost Loved Ones To Thanksgiving https://t.co/Wv2xWwAZgO pic.twitter.com/OPVKp5rgiy
— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 23, 2022
Not bad, satire site that was popular before The Babylon Bee showed up. Not bad at all.
When you get to eat Thanksgiving food in 24 hours 🦃pic.twitter.com/wQizj19nAD
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) November 23, 2022
Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds tonight at 1AM for Thanksgiving.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) November 23, 2022
PSA: if you’re prepping political talking points to counter “that uncle” at Thanksgiving dinner, then… you’re that uncle.
— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) November 23, 2022
What do you call a yam in a big hotel room? A suite potato! Ahhhh! Feel free to use this to crack up your family this Thanksgiving! #WockaWocka! pic.twitter.com/q4Luv3BcQ5
— Fozzie Bear (@FozzieBear) November 23, 2022
No, Fozzie. Just no. That’s almost unbearable. (We’re sorry.)
Happy Thanksgiving Eve!
Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve! 🎅🏼🎄🎁
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) November 24, 2022
Some of us absolutely love this tweet. The rest of you need to get in the Christmas spirit!
— Crystal Hope (@CrystalHope1979) November 24, 2022
Speaking of Christmas!
Wishing my American friends a very happy thanksgiving 🦃 ❤️ enjoy your time with family and friends and of course this meme to make you laugh 😂 pic.twitter.com/P6VY87P8kK
— 🔥💙Sapphire💙🔥 (@Tipsywitch4) November 24, 2022
Then we leave feeling like a Butterball.
If I could have Thanksgiving Dinner with anyone, alive or dead, I would want them to be alive.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) November 24, 2022
LOL! Sort of reminds us of Mom trying to decide if she needs to invite Aunt Berta to Thanksgiving dinner, or if she died.
I do not celebrate Thanksgiving. To do so would be a disgrace to my ancestors. Instead, I abstain from all food for 4 hours, during which time I burn incense and recite Indigenous mourning poetry I wrote in college.
— Ann Lesby, PhD (she/her) 🌈 (@AnnLesbyPhD) November 23, 2022
HA! Yes, it’s a parody.
arriving at thanksgiving dinner vs leaving pic.twitter.com/sLlsIEydgF
— memes (@memexzoo) November 24, 2022
If you did it right, that is!
Don’t wait until tomorrow to get your Thanksgiving prep done. Scrub your cast iron skillets tonight people.
— Kyle Beckley (@Kyle_Beckley) November 24, 2022
Wars have been started for less.
As we end Thanksgiving Eve and go into Thanksgiving, let me remind everyone of the universal rule:
The meal tomorrow is not over when you are full.
The meal is over when you hate yourself.
(Also? “Jeans have no give.”) pic.twitter.com/qbQE5DdzhQ
— Helena Handbasket (@BumpstockBarbie) November 24, 2022
If you don’t have a pair of pants you refer to as your ‘eating pants’, you’re not doing it right.
When you’re into your third bite of #Thanksgiving dinner, and you realize you can hear yourself chewing your food, ‘cause everyone else is saying prayer! pic.twitter.com/RVW1MuqCno
— Coach Hines 🇺🇸 (@CoachKurtHines) November 22, 2022
Hey, we were hungry!
Here’s to sharing many more laughs with you. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!